May 07, 2008

The 2008 Bad Poetry Contest is still going on...

Don't wait until the last minute -- now's your chance to show off that lack of talent!

Give us your wretched rhymes, your lousy limericks, your hurtin' haiku. Every year at this time I celebrate my birthday by hosting the Bad Poetry Contest. We've got some absolute stinkers this year -- poems about monkeys in cages, acrostics about casseroles,  and "fearsome fanged sparrows from the cliffs of Aldu-Hazziz." In other words, these are bad. Terrible. Rotten to the core. Just the way we like 'em. We even had one woman reveal that the love of her life looked her in the eye and told her, "They look like big blue bowling balls." (Um... it should be noted she THOUGHT the guy was talking to her about her eyes.) And to top it off, two of my students took time away from their end-of-the-semster studies to rhyme "final" with "vinyl." Does my heart proud to know I'm discipling two young up-and-coming bad poets.

Last year's winner was "Blind Puppy on a Freeway," which offered this inspiring chorus:

Love, love, love, love

Love, love, love

Love.

I don't know. Whenever I read those words (sniff), there's just something (sniff) that touches me (snort) RIGHT HERE (honk!). [For the sake of potential children reading this blog, we won't be showing pictures.]

Anyway, here's your chance. Rage. Emote. Show us your deepfulness. Greatness awaits. (So does a copy of Does God Speak Through Cats, which is this year's Grand Prize Selected Especially For You.) My 50th Birthday is Sunday, when I hope to be picking a winner, assuming I can still read and I'm not overcome by the fumes.

Poem away!

May 03, 2008

The 2008 Bad Poetry Contest Starts Today

No doubt you've been waiting all year for me to host my annual BAD POETRY CONTEST at MacGregor Literary. Next week is my birthday (a big one -- I hit the big Five-Oh), and I always try to celebrate by inviting all the bad poetry my friends can muster. Just go to the bottom of this blog, hit "comments," and post some lousy piece of doggerel as your way of joining in the celebration. That's right - You can be published! Right now! On my blog! Aren't you just wetting your pants in anticipation?

It can be a crappy couplet, a crummy bit of free verse, a lousy limerick (let's stay away from rhyming with the city of "Nantucket"), or any other ditty you create that shows what a sensitive and thoughtful artist you are, when you don't happen to be worrying about your lack of a book contract or whining about the bad job of marketing your publisher is doing for you.

Warning: This is not a "birthday blog." So don't feel you have to write a poem about birthdays. It's just your chance to share your true deepfulness and reflectiveosity. You're an artist -- go art.

For those not in the know, this contest grows from my belief that every poet has the same message, which can be subtly summed up this way: "LOOK AT ME! I AM SENSITIVE AND REFLECTIVE AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME! SO I'LL SHOW THEM HOW DEEP I AM BY WRITING POETRY!" (Feel free to edit that statement if you're truly deep and meaningful.) I want you to know that I'm here for you poets -- in fact, I was once accused of being sensitive, and have occasionally been forced to reflect on something, until I could grow up and get over it. Therefore, I've set aside the next few days just for you. Write! Create! Sit and contemplate your navel! Do...um...whatever it is you poets do while the rest of us are out earning a living. (Drink heavily?) Then send me your bad poetry.

In case you're really a poet, and you've missed the point here, we're looking for BAD poetry. The more hideous, smarmy, self-righteous, sappy, or obtuse, the better. Don't expect me to represent it -- if you're too sensitive to notice, there's no money to be made in poetry, so my looking at your crud won't do you any good in the market. Sorry.

But there's a rich tradition among British novelists of creating really horrible poetry behind one another's backs. P.G. Wodehouse, a brilliant writer and one of my lifelong heroes, used to create truly awful stuff. He once included in a book's introduction the words, "With a hey nonny-nonny and hot cha-cha, And the sound of distant moors..." 

Um...really. And if Plum can do it, YOU can do it. So send! Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of rhyming words yearning to breathe free. This is your chance to share your true depth and meaningfulness with the world...or at least with the group of people in publishing who read this blog. Don't delay -- start constipating now! In fact, I'm going to give all those under the age of 25 a hint to get you started: There are only four words in the English language that rhyme with love: "Dove" and "Above" are the popular choices. "Shove" and "glove" don't really count. Use of the baby word "Wuv" can get you shot. (British citizens who enter are allowed to use the word "guv," as in "guv'nor," but don't push it. We Scots have been pushed around by you people long enough.)

And the best news of all...the winner, chosen by an experienced team of expert bad poets (me, and maybe my friend Mike Allison, if he agrees to buy the Guinness) will receive a special GRAND PRIZE: a copy of Does God Ever Speak Through Cats? -- a self-published book the author sent me in hopes of getting me to represent it. Truly a life-changer. 

What can I do to make one see,

I do so love bad po-e-try.

It is, to me, a sort of balm,

And writing it just makes me calm.

For each time that I sit and write,

I show my depth, reveal my plight.

I'm really a reflective sort,

Hiding in my writing fort,

Revealing sensitivity,

For rhyme and meter, brevity.

So come join my happy clan,

Write something - show me you're a man!

(Or a woman, if you aren't home

to the Y chromosome.)

We await your craft and work,

Know that we will go berserk

When, upon this blog we see,

All your best bad po-e-try.

(The Most Reverend Chip MacGregor, Birthday Boy, Old Fart, President of the Bad Poetry Society)

April 27, 2008

Mike Hyatt goes for broke...

What a week for Mike Hyatt, the Prez at Thomas Nelson Publishers. Early last week he announced that TN would pull out of ICRS (the big CBA book show) in Orlando this July. Then he announced that TN would also pull out of BEA (the big ABA book show for the general market). A day later, he let people know that TN was cutting 10% of its workforce. And in his blog the next day, he dropped his biggest bombshell: that TN was releasing too many under-performing books, and they planned to "eliminate a significant portion of our workload" by significantly cutting their list.

Wow. That is one lousy week.

Or maybe it turns out to be a great week -- who knows? It's got to be tough to face all these problems, and even tougher to blog about them. Mr. Hyatt keeps a blog (michaelhyatt.blogs.com), in which he reveals some of his thinking. It can be an interesting read, and kudos to the guy for being willing to share some of his thinking. He's got to be the highest-ranking person in all of publishing to offer thoughts in that format, and he took some hits for doing so -- some people posted very personal attacks on the guy.

Um... Look, let me get this out right at the start: Mike and I are acquaintances, not friends. He is always very pleasant to me, but we're not hanging out together in Nashville or going to get a drink with one another at CBA. I don't feel sorry for him -- when he signed on to be the Boss, he had to know he'd face some tough decisions. You figure they pay him the big bucks to make these types of tough decisions. But I gained a huge measure of respect for the way he handled this. I was a publisher once (though not in a position of authority like he is), and sometimes you're asked to look at the future and make difficult decisions. Deciding to cut people or trim books isn't easy, but I don't see any other publisher taking the time to post some of his or her thinking on a personal web site, so that authors and agents can review it and comment on it. And, in retrospect, each of these four decisions have big repurcussions, and each may be necessary...

DUMPING ICRS: This announcement had to send shock waves through the guys running CBA -- the largest Christian book publisher has just decided to pull the plug. This is something I'm on record as having predicted the past two years (go ahead -- look it up). I just keep wondering if the show is cost-effective. The CBA convention is expensive, it doesn't lead to much book ordering for a publisher any more, and in fact it's not really a "book" show  -- it's more of a jewelry/art/t-shirt/choir-robe/Christian crap show (see my blog last year about finding "faith filled footwear," "gospel golfballs," and "armor of God pajamas"). At least at BEA you still get to hang out with BOOK people... whereas at ICRS you're surrounded by 19-year-old music publicists, their 44-year-old-manager-with-a-ponytail, and people pushing gospel ties. The Christian book publishers are tired of it, and are ready to create their own book show that will focus on just books. (A couple publsihers have noted to me that for all the wailing CBA bookstores do about profits being down, they seem unwilling to recognize that their businesses took a downturn when they stopped focusing on books and started selling Thomas Kinkade art and Precious Moments statuettes. We're a culture that appreciates speciality stores, and too many CBA member stores are now nothing more than Jesus Junk Shoppes.)

So the guys at CBA immediately issued a statement, claiming that the Thomas Nelson booth space was already rented out to somebody else, and that they were moving ahead, and that all was right with the world... don't believe it. There were more Christian books created and sold last year than ever before. We live in the Golden Age of Christian books, with incredible quantity and excellent quality. And yet CBA is shrinking. Don't blame that on consumers, and don't place the blame on all those publishers who are producing good books. If CBA is shrinking, it's because the organization and its members need to change and become part of the success story that is Christian publishing. My guess is that Thomas Nelson was spending about a quarter of a million dollars on ICRS, once you factor in travel and housing for all their staff and authors. Instead, they can send a small team to Orlando to meet with their authors and key accounts in a nearby hotel suite for one-tenth of that cost. Not only is it cheaper, they won't have to put up with the nutty side of ICRS. They can even use some of that money to send sales reps to more independent CBA stores if they want. But I think this makes perfect sense, and I think you're going to see other publishers follow suit.

In reality, I think this spells the beginning of the end for the ICRS convention. The winter show is already dead. I think the publishers will begin to focus more on BEA, where the major accounts are already attending. Or maybe we'll see more publisher-specific events (Thomas Nelson just hosted an event for their best customers, flying them all to Nashville for a "Nelson-only" party, to rub shoulders with authors and find out what the new products are going to be.) Having been attending for 20 years, I'll miss the atmosphere of the old CBA conventions... but I completely understand why Mr. Hyatt has chosen this path.

LEAVING BEA: This was probably done for the same reason -- it's a chance to save money. But over time it wouldn't surprise me to see TN back at Book Expo America. It's a true BOOK show, and my guess is that they'll soon be doing a better job of integrating all the religious publishers. It's also possible the Christian publishers will create their own trade show, going back to the roots of the early CBA events, where the focus was on books and authors and meeting bookstore owners... but the industry and culture have changed. Books sales are now dominated by Barnes & Noble and Borders, the sales at Amazon top the total sales of all the independent bookstores, and among Christian publishes it's pretty well known that if you don't have the support of Family Stores, you probably aren't going to succeed in the Christian market anyway. So this decision of Mr. Hyatt is more of a surprise.

AXING STAFF: This one hurts. Again, I don't know Mike well, but he's got to be lying awake nights with this decision. Still, Thomas Nelson is the sixth largest publisher in America (I think I've got that correct), and they've had some growth recently in an industry that has been, overall, quite flat. I think this was the most controversial step -- if you're seeing growth, why cut jobs? But over time, growth causes you to put on some fat, and occasionally you have to trim the excess. I understand they cut most of the folks who had been with the old Rutledge Hill imprint (cookbooks, country music types, and Jeff Foxworthy humor titles), some sales staff, some support people... as I said, it can't be easy. But if you're going to trim the list of titles, you've got to trim the number of people working on titles.

CUTTING THE LIST: This is the one decision that has stirred up the most controversy. Last year TN produced 700 titles. Mr. Hyatt mentioned that 23% of them (about 160 titles) provided 90% of the company income. Or, to look at it another way, they produced more than 500 titles that, cumulatively, generated only 10% of the company income. Ouch. So they're going to trim the list. Makes sense. I think some people have over-reacted to this, thinking that TN is about to cancel a couple hundred book contracts... but that's not what he said (at least that's not how I read it). I think a better reading is to suggest that they plan to cancel some smaller books, put some non-performing titles out of print, and take a closer look at the projections of new titles.

Here's what's scary about all this: Mr. Hyatt notes that he wants the company to focus on titles that "are typically written by known authors or from authors who at least have media platforms ..."  Authors and agents are worried that means there will be more of a focus on celebrity, and fewer chances for new authors to be discovered and break out. A publisher is always looking for that next great voice -- the author who will come from nowhere and begin selling well. Publishing is full of stories like that -- in fact, their biggest fiction author, Ted Dekker, was an unpublished wannabe when TN did his first book. So here's a hope that "the platform question" won't always keep them from publishing great writing on a salable idea, even if the author is unknown.

This is too long already -- there's more to say, but I'll leave it at this: Mike Hyatt had one really bad week. But I have to tell you, I think he's done exactly the right things. The industry is changing, and here's a perfect example of how things are changing.

I welcome your comments and questions...

April 24, 2008

Asking About Agents

Elizabeth wrote to ask, "Can you tell me the basics of how to get an agent, when to get an agent, and how the agent relationship works?"

I have responded to this basic question in the past, so let me repeat some of my old ideas...

I’m a literary agent. I’ve been in CBA for more than 20 years, full time for the last 15 or so. I made my living as an author and, later, as an editor before I fell away from the Lord and became an agent. I was with one of the top literary agencies in the business for many years, and now I’m out on my own – so I’m admittedly biased. I’m pretty successful at what I do, in a business where many people call themselves “agents” but don’t know what they’re doing (and, consequently, don’t last very long), I’m fairly well known in the industry and, by and large, have developed a pretty good reputation (more evidence of the mercy of God). Feel free to ask around and see what others say. Most people who know me will tell you that I’m not an agent evangelist. I’ll be the first one to tell you that not everybody needs an agent. And I’m fairly safe in talking about this stuff because I’ve been saying the same stuff for years.  So I’m going to give you my opinion…

When NOT to get an agent:

-When you're not a proven writer. Generally, publishers are looking for great ideas, expressed through great writing, and offered by a person with a great platform. Sometimes they get all three, usually they settle for two of three. (I’ve taken on some unproven writers because I liked an idea or the writing, but understand that I work MUCH harder for an unknown author, and get less return, than I do for a proven author… and that's why agents prefer to work with proven authors.)

-When you don't have either a full manuscript (if it’s fiction) or a dynamite proposal and sample chapters (if it’s non-fiction). Without those, you’re simply not ready.

-When you won't let others critique your work. Criticism is how we get better. Why is it the worst writers seem the least ready to listen? (Maybe because in their hearts they know they aren’t that good, and admitting that would hurt their self-esteem… or maybe I’m guilt of psychologizing.)

-When you're not ready for rejection. This is a tough business. Do you have any idea how many times I hear the word “NO” in a week? If you can’t take “no,” or if you can’t take criticism, or if you can’t take direction, go back to the dry-cleaning business. You obviously aren’t tough enough for the writing biz.

-When you have time on your hands. (Right. Like THAT’S going to happen.)

-When you feel like you're "giving away" 15% of your income. I don’t think any of the authors I work with resent my percentage… they know I help them earn more than they’d get on their own. But if you don’t feel that way, you’re probably not ready to work with an agent.

-When you enjoy selling books and negotiating contracts, you have the relationships with editors to set up your own book deal, and you don't mind singing your own praises.

When TO get an agent:

-When you have a dynamite proposal that a publisher will fall in love with. The agent should help you maximize the deal.

-When you don't know who to go to. An agent should have strong relationships in publishing… ALWAYS ask a prospective agent who he/she represents, ask to talk with some of his/her authors, and ask what deals he/she has done lately. If an agent doesn’t really represent anybody, or hasn’t really done any deals, you have to wonder if they’re really an agent or just playing one on TV. One more thought: an agent lives or dies on his/her relationships. Make sure you pick somebody who is good at relationships.

-When you don't know about contracts (they are legal documents that govern every aspect of your book for as long as it's in print... a contract can impact your life for years).

-When you don't know what a good deal or a bad deal is.

-When you don't know how to read a royalty statement.

-When you don't know how to market your book.

-When you don't have time on your hands and don't want to negotiate with the publisher yourself.

-When you don’t want to be the person promoting or selling yourself and your work.

That said, my advice for finding an agent isn't necessarily going to please everyone...

-Go meet agents up close and personal. Attend conferences, make appointments at their office, or connect at a book show. It will give you a feel for what the individual is like.

-Get to know and trust the agent. Again, I think there are a lot of people who claim to be agents but don't really know the business, so make sure you connect with the person one-on-one.

-Find out if they like books and if they're good with words. In my view, the best agents are word people first. (That’s an important point. Just because a guy has negotiated contracts doesn’t mean he can help you with ideas or writing or editing or selling.) Ask what they read.

-Ask who they represent, then go check with some of their authors.

-Ask, "How many books have you contracted in the past year?"

-Look for a full-time agent, not somebody who is part agent, part editor, part author, part Amway salesman. More and more I think this is true. Not everybody can be an agent. (Just like not everybody can be an author, a copy-editor, a sales rep, or the quarterback of the Green Bay Packers.) So look for somebody who knows the job and is sold out on doing it, rather than somebody who is trying to represent people while also doing a dozen other things.

-Go create a wonderful proposal with good writing and a complete bio. This is really the most important step. Make sure to include your sales history and a market analysis.

-Remember MacGregor’s Law of Agenting: Make sure you LIKE the person. There's nothing worse that having to do business regularly with people you don't like. I LIKE the authors I represent. Most are personal friends. I can’t imagine working in my office, having the phone ring, hearing the receptionist say, “Mr Farnsworth is on the phone,” and me going into a spasm of disgust - “Yikes! Farnsworth! I HATE that guy! Tell him I’m not here!” Life is too short. I routinely tell authors that I’m not the agent for everyone. My personal style is fairly gentle (believe it or not…I’m not nearly the smart aleck in real life as I appear in print), I’m pretty soft-spoken at meetings (people are often disappointed when they meet me). So I’m not the right guy for a writer who wants Mr. Take-Charge. If you don’t LIKE the individual, don’t hire him.

-Once you settle on someone, make a commitment to work with him or her long term. A good agent should talk with you about your writing career. My goal is to work with the authors I represent for the next 20 years, so we can all retire together and still be friends. That said, always ask if the agent you’re talking to relies on a “term” agreement or an “at will" agreement. My agency agreement is a letter that serves as an at-will agreement. There’s no term -- it starts the day we sign it; it ends when we start calling each other names and throwing manuscripts at each other. (I’ve talked with too many authors who got locked into really bad term agreements -- “I’d like to have you represent me, Chip, but I’m stuck with Mr. Bonehead for the next two years.”)

-Understand that not all agents are alike. One person is a “contracts” guy – his focus is on intellectual property rights law and tough negotiation. Another person is an “editorial” type – her emphasis is on helping you craft a great manuscript. Some agents are “idea” guys (they come up with great ideas), others are “life management” types (they will coordinate your speaking, writing, media, money, even your wardrobe, I suppose). My strengths are in “recognizing great writing” and “career development,” and those are two things I’ve established pretty firmly as my agent identity over the last decade. Figure out what you need in an agent, then determine what the agent’s strengths are. That’ll move you down the path much quicker.

I used to tell would-be agents (1) only represent people you like, and (2) only represent good writers. I've been able to hold to that, and have done really well in the business. The authors I represent are friends, and every one of them can write.

So... can you get published without an agent? Of course you can. You can also sell your house without a realtor and draw up your own will without a lawyer. But you may not want to do any of those things, and it’s getting harder and harder to do them well. In fact, trying to get a career established in publishing without a good agent is an uphill climb. It’s doable, but it’s harder than it used to be. A good agent should help you decide on a salable idea, create a better proposal, and get that proposal in front of the decision-makers who matter. More and more, your agent will help you refine your work, assist you with your marketing, and shape your career... not just get you another book contract.

Whew... maybe that was more than you wanted. Hope it helps.

April 21, 2008

On Conferences and Ideas

I just got back from the best writing conference I've ever attended -- the Calvin Conference on Faith and Writing. It took place at Calvin College in Grand Rapids, and featured bestselling authors such as Haven Kimmel, Kathleen Norris, Yann Martel, Phyllis Tickle, Rob Bell, Francine Rivers, and T. Davis Bunn. Pulitzer Prize winners Michael Chabon and Edward P. Jones spoke, as did Pulitzer nominee Robert Finch, and National Book Award winner Katherine Paterson. And (probably due to a clerical error) me.

There were fascinating presentations, all done by smart people with really big titles. Mary Louise Bringle spoke on "From Despair to Healing: Theological Insights from Fiction," and others did things like "Graphalogia" and "Writing as Catechesis" and "How I Learned to Draw God." Meanwhile, I did my usual "the right way to sharpen a pencil." I also gave people tips on saving money by using toilet paper instead of kleenex. In case there were charismatics in the audience, I pretended to speak in tongues and heal somebody.

Anyway, they do this every other year at Calvin. One of the reasons I like it so much is because of the quality of writer they get. Haven Kimmel is one of my heroes, so the fact that we got a chance to sit down and yack was special. (Her most recent book, She Got Up Off the Couch, is about her mother, who rose from poor roots to become an English professor. So when I got to sit and have a conversation with her mom, I was thrilled. And charmed.) Davis Bunn proved once again to be the nicest Southern Gentleman still living. Phyllis Tickle is always nice to me, though I have no idea why. So is the poet Luci Shaw, even though I'm never smart enough to figure out what she's saying. Being able to chat up very smart people is always nice, though they generally just stand there and wonder how I wrangled an invitation. This year I took my wife's advice and wore a clean shirt.

Being able to listen to great writers is a gift. I got to go to dinner with three novelists I admire -- Lisa Samson (whose novel Quaker Summer was just named novel of the year by Christianity Today), Claudia Mair Burney (an up-and-coming Simon & Schuster writer), and Mark Bertrand (who just signed a multi-book deal with Bethany House). Now that was fun. They seem to speak naturally using great images. Someday, when I'm old, I'd like to be as smart as them. 

Many of the writers' conferences may not be able to afford to bring in quite so many famous writers, but there are a couple things they could emulate: Have more public conversations with writers. Don't feel you've got to ask a novelist to give a workshop -- many of us would prefer the chance to just sit and listen to them talk, so ask a good interviewer to chat them up in front of an audience. Have more public readings. One of the time-tested events at writing conferences is to have an author show up and read passages from his or her novel or nonfiction book. Why so many contemporary conferences have moved away from this practice is a mystery. Ask academics to participate. There were a number of English professors at this conference, and it raises the level of discussion at a conference. I've been teaching a couple classes in the Professional Writing Program at Taylor University this year, and I've been reminded that profs love the chance to share their materials with someone besides colleagues and students. Use films and music to supplement the lectures. The Calvin conference filled their evenings with four films, three open-mike poetry gatherings, two concerts, a jazz verspers service, and a worship service led by a pastor/author. They also presented a play one afternoon. It wouldn't be too hard to schedule a variety of these types of things at a writing conference that takes place at a college or in a larger city.

Okay, I've got a bunch of publishing questions to catch up on -- which I'll do tomorrow, as soon as I've reviewed my notes from the conference so as to sound smarter than I am.

April 15, 2008

Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Questions

A full roundup of random publishing questions today...

Andrea wrote to say, "An author recently gave me a copy of her book to review. I wasn't very impressed with the writing or the story, but I felt indebted to write a fairly positive review (since she gave me a complimentary copy). What is my obligation in this situation?"

Eeek. I hate that situation. Been there many times myself, and I always felt like a weenie when I didn't tell the truth. Besides, none of us like reading a glowing endorsement of a book, only to buy the book and feel ripped off by a reviewer who clearly either (a) lied, or (b) didn't read the book, or (c) can't read. It's frustrating. So my advice is lifted entirely from my Grandmother: If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

There's a limit to this advice, of course. If you're hired to do a review, just close your eyes and tell the truth. But in a case like you're describing, where you've been given a copy by someone who probably thinks of you as a friend, it is sometimes best to write back and politely say, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'll be able to do a review on this book after all. I wish you the best."

Tanya wrote to ask about titles: "I understand publishers have the last word on titles -- how often do they change an author's proposed title? And if they're going to change it anyway, how important is the title we suggest?"

The proposed title coming from the author is always given weight by a publishing or titling committee. In fact, the publisher will sometimes bend over backwards to be polite to an author offering up a lousy title. (My pick for one of the all-time bad CBA titles: "Heism Vs Meism," a book by Michael Yousseff with Harvest House. Michael is great. Harvest House is wonderful. The book isn't bad at all. But that title really sucks. When I saw it, I didn't even know how to pronounce it.) That said, I've seen both sides come up with clunkers. Sometimes an author will get stuck on a totally unsalable title and be completely unreasonable about it (let's face it, if you don't have a background in marketing, you may want to give up on that title everyon is telling you is awful). At other times, the publisher will push for a title that doesn't fit a book (they'll claim to be basing it on market research, but it usually is because nobody has come up with a title that really captures the book). The bottom line? Nobody -- not author, not publisher -- has a sure-fire method for creating dynamite titles. And nobody wants to publish a title the author hates. So create some good titles, offer some alternatives, and keep the lines of dialogue open.

Ryan wanted to know, "If my book is published with a small house, what are the chances it will get into Target or Wal-Mart? Do those companies only buy books from big publishers?"

Wal-Mart and Target use book buyers to select the books they sell. The larger companies have full-time sales staff dedicated just to those accounts (for example, Grand Central has a couple sales people who do nothing but sell to Wal-Mart). That exclusivity, and the size of their lists, gives them a big advantage. They have a lot of products to show the buyers, they're talking all the time, and they've worked to understand what the seller does best. That said, you never know what a Wal-Mart will buy. They like high-concept books that meet the felt needs of blue collar people, so if you're doing something like that, you stand a chance. And yes, they'll look at it, assuming your publisher has a sales rep who gets in front of them.

Steve wrote to say, "I have a degree in teaching from a Christian university, and I've taken classes in the Professional Writing Program at Taylor University... but I feel stuck between two careers. What do I do?"

If you're trying to make it as a writer, you've got an uphill climb. But so does everybody who wants to make a living in the arts. Look -- I'm a pretty good ballroom dancer. (Really. Publishers love it when I come to their publishing balls, since there will be 300 authors and 6 guys who know how to dance.) I've had lessons for years, and if you saw me on the floor you'd think I was head and shoulders above most beginners. But I realize there's a huge gap between being pretty good at the local dance club and asking people to pay $20 to come watch me dance in a show. My son is a good guitar player, but there's quite a leap from playing in the worship band at church and asking people to plunk down $18 for his latest CD. So just because someone is a pretty fair writer doesn't mean he can expect a reader to pay them $21 for their latest novel. There's a gap between amateurs and professionals. It's tough to make it in any art.

Therefore, what do you do? You work at it. Get better. Study the craft. Take classes. Join a critique group. Locate a writing mentor. Pay a professional editor to review your work. Sit your butt in a chair and write a lot. Most novelists don't get their first book published -- they write several novels before hitting on a story that's salable. I've been teaching a couple writing courses in Taylor's excellent Professional Writing Program (thanks for the plug!), and I'm surprised to find so few older or non-traditional students. Most everyone in my classes is in the 18-to-22 year range -- which is fine, since I love the students, and enjoy teaching them, but I'd love to see more returning students who are trying to move forward in their careers. (By the way, the program is expanding to include online courses. And the guy in charge, Dr. Dennis Hensley, is currently teaching at a bunch of the American Christian Writers conferences around the country. If you're interested in the program, you should email him. I don't know of anything quite like it in Christian college circles.)

Oh... man... Just as I wrote those words, an email popped up onto my screen. Speaking of Christian colleges, one of the giants has passed. Dr. Clyde Cook, the longtime president of Biola University, has died. What a loss for the school, for the church at large, and for all believers. The guy was wonderful. A great sense of humor, an encouragement to those around him, and a real leader at one of America's best colleges. Geez. I'm heartbroken. Clyde was one of my biggest supporters. He always called me on my birthday to check in. He always made a point of seeing me when he was in Portland. He always remembered to ask about Patti. I was just at Biola last week, speaking to some student writers, and missed him (he was in Houston, speaking to people and, no doubt, making them laugh). Shoot. If you didn't know Clyde Cook, you missed one of the really good guys in the faith. The world is a lesser place today.

So long, Clyde. See you again sometime.

April 08, 2008

As the Page Turns

Lots going on in publishing these days...

First, Borders may or may not be in trouble. It would seem incredible that the nation's second largest bookseller, in the midst of a growth phase with smaller "boutique" bookstores going up in malls, would suddenly be facing a financial crisis. But they say it's caused by the tightening credit rules, debt, and the cost of money. They had to refinance a huge debt load at a very high rate -- never a good sign for a business. And rumor has it Barnes & Noble is sniffing around, hoping to try and snap them up on the cheap. Nobody in publishing wants that to happen. Competition is always good for business, and B&N would have very little competition in the brick-and-mortar book business if they were to purchase Borders.

Actually, I'm not sure the government would allow it. Borders and B&N combined account for 55% of all retail book sales in this country, and surely the government would see that consumer prices would be bound to rise if the two companies merged. However, if you take into account Amazon and other online booksellers, B&N could claim the two chains only amount to about a third of all book sales...so perhaps a permissive federal regulator would allow it to happen. But I hope not. Having two companies creates competition, which is always a good thing.

Second, HarperCollins made big news with the announcement they were creating a new imprint that would rely on very different business practices than most publishers. Robert Miller, the longtime boss at Hyperion, has moved to HC to head up the new venture. The imprint will offer lower-priced books (word is they're trying to keep hardcovers at $20), won't pay advances to authors (instead relying on a profit-sharing plan), won't buy display space in stores (instead relying on their online marketing efforts), and will sell books outright to retailers (rather than allowing unsold books to be returned by stores for a credit). It's ambitious. And it's a risk. Publishers tried the "no return" policy in the 80's and had to abandon it largely because bookstores refused to stock their titles. But publishers feel a need to try something different -- they're being squeezed by the increasing demands of authors for advances that equal a living wage, the overall flat sales of books, the lower margins offered by big-box retailers like Wal-Mart, and the increasing cost of paper and printing. The internet has brought about significant changes in the distribution of books -- now the publishers are trying to determine how that will play out in terms of the production and sale of their titles. This is a fascinating effort on the part of HarperCollins.

Third, people in the industry are seeing new publishing companies get started... making a lot of folks wonder what the trouble is with the established houses. The thinking goes like this: "If people are starting new publishing businesses, they must see the potential to make money with books... so why would the established book publishers and book sellers not be making money?" It's an excellent question, and the answer probably lies in the transition from a brick-based economy to an ether-based economy. The new startup companies are planning to build their organizations largely through internet sales and marketing, they're using profit-sharing plans with authors, and they're trying to get ahead of the curve with things like distribution and niche-marketing. Summerside Press, a new company formed by some former employees at Barbour, is creating a line of romance novels based on American cities with interesting names. They offer a fair contract for their market, are establishing a marketing and sales channel, and have a plan that is based on an economy in the new millennium. Similarly, I'm told former CBA editor Jeff Gerke is setting up a line of speculative novels based on a profit-sharing plan. We're going to see more publishing companies like this get started in the near future -- and history tells us that some of them are going to break out and establish themselves in the market. That's good news for authors.

Fourth, it was revealed that several of the New York houses have distributed Sony Readers (the digital book created by Sony) to their editors. Upon hearing it, I knew it made perfect sense -- instead of lugging home a bag of books, they'll just have to carry one book-sized Reader. Of course, nobody could have been more dismayed at the news than Jeff Bezos, the head man at Amazon. His Kindle e-book reader is a better product, but costs $100 more than the Sony, AND they've had problems fulfilling orders (some customers claim they've waited six weeks to receive a Kindle).

I much prefer the Kindle to the Sony Reader, but I've seen Sony Blu-Ray defeat standard DVDs, and Sony Beta technology become the standard in the film industry... so something tells me they're making a push to establish their product as the #1 e-book reader. I'm on record as saying we haven't seen the perfect e-reader yet (the Kindle feels plasticky and doesn't do graphics; the Sony screen is hard to read and doesn't have the features I'd want). I'll bet the folks at Amazon wish they'd thought to send free Kindles to all the publishers. If you want to get readers on your side, convince the editors first.

Fifth, there's a hue and cry going up among those that self-publish. Amazon, the nation's largest e-tailer of books, announced that print-on-demand titles must now be created through their own POD service, BookSurge. You can look at this one of two ways: it's either a business being a business, or it's a huge power grab by a company bent on dominating the little guy. Let's say you're a speaker, who uses POD books to support your organization with back-of-the-room sales. Normally you'd shop around to find the best balance of quality printing with reasonable prices, then you'd let everyone know the book is available at Amazon. No more. If you're going to sell your book through Amazon, you're going to have to use their BookSurge division, which means paying their established prices. (And things can't be terribly chummy between the folks at Amazon and the people at Ingram, the mega-supplier who has worked with numerous POD authors through their LightningSource program. I wonder how this will play out.) The reason this is important to you is that it reminds us that the best thing for authors is to have multiple vendors and alternatives -- not to have everything run through one company.

I'll get back to writing and questions next time, but I thought it was important to note the significant changes going on in our industry. Would love to know what you think.

April 02, 2008

Good Grief -- Why Don't You Update This Thing?

Some new information has come out on the bestselling books of 2007, and it's fascinating stuff...

First, there were nine novels that sold a million copies last year, according to Publishers Weekly (in fact, all the numbers in this column will be based on the most recent issue of PW): Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Playing for Pizza, Double Cross, The Choice, Lean Mean Thirteen, Plum Lovin, Eclipse, and Book of the Dead. I don't know how many of those you read but I can tell you it was a great year for Janet Evanovich, and that Pizza is one of Grisham's clunkers. Ugh.

Second, there were sort-of seven nonfiction hardcover books that sold a million copies last year: The Secret, The Dangerous Book for Boys, Decelptively Delicious, You: Staying Young, I Am America (and so can you), Become a Better You, and, apparently, The Daring Book for Girls. My reason for saying there were "sort of" seven books is because the recorded sales for that last book was exactly one million copies... which would have been an amazing coincidence. (On an honest note, You: On a Diet came in less than 2000 copies short of a million.)

Third, there were eleven trade paperback titles that hit the magic mark: Eat Pray Love, The Kite Runner, Water for Elephants, The Road, The Memory Keeper's Daughter, The Pillars of the Earth, Love in the Time of Cholera, 90 Minutes in Heaven, Jeusalem Countdown, Middlesex, and Measure of a Man. And no, I'm not kidding... John Hagee's Jerusalem really did sell more than a million copies. Unbelievable.

Fourth, there were sixteen mass market novels that sold a million copies. I won't list them all by title, but Nora Roberts held places #1 and #3, and James Patterson held #2, 4, 5, and 6.

Fifth, the only children's book to pass the million mark was Philip Pullman's The Golden Compass, though it first released ten years ago. James Patterson, who apparently has cloned himself in order to write in every genre, fell 250 copies short of a million with Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever.

Some interesting facts:

-Of the more than four million books in print last year, 44 hit the million mark.

-Of the 250,000 NEW books published last year, 17 of them sold a million copies. (That would be .00006.) 

-If we assume selling 200,000 copies is the mark of a breakout book, there were 62 hardcover novels, 63 hardcover nonfiction titles, and 71 trade paperbacks that hit the big time.

-If we assume selling 500,000 is the bar for making it big in mass market, there were 90 titles that made it.

-It was nice to see some literary fiction do well, particularly in the trade papers. The Kite Runner, Water for Elephants, The Road, The Memory Keeper's Daughter, and Love in the Time of Cholera are not your fast commercial reads.

-Some things just keep selling. Love in the Time of Cholera was released in 1985 (nice to see what Oprah can do for you, isn't it?). Pillars of the Earth was released in 1989.

-Readers continue to fall in love with novelists and stay with them. I can't count the number of James Patterson titles on all these lists. Similarly we see a lot of Nicholas Sparks, Janet Evanovich, David Baldacci, Nora Roberts, Mary Higgins Clark, and Debbie Macomber.

-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was the bestselling book of all last year, selling more than thirteen million copies. That's now the bestselling fiction series of all time.

-The Secret was the next bestselling book. Booksellers moved 4,590,000 copies, just outpacing the trade paperback edition of Eat, Pray, Love. The only other books to pass the two million mark were Kite Runner, Thousand Splended Suns, and Blood Brothers.

-Joel Osteen must live a charmed life. His Become a Better You sold 1,181,173 copies, which is amazing.

-The bestselling Christian book last year belonged to my good buddy Cec Murphey, whose 90 Minutes in Heaven sold 1,273,000 in trade paper -- not bad for a book that came out back in 2006.

-It's amazing to see how many good Christian books sold 100,000 copies or more. Thomas Nelson is all over the list with titles from Emerson Eggerichs, Beth Moore, Billy Graham, Max Lucado, Robin McGraw, Chip Davis, John Maxwell, Deborah Norville, Bill Cosby, John MacArthur, and Dave Ramsey. Mike Hyatt, the Prez at Thomas Nelson, deserves a parade. I don't know if there is a better-run company in publishing.

-Tyndale also had several titles on the >100,000 list, by authors like Karen Kingsbury and Joel Rosenberg. (And it should be noted that Tony Dungy's Quiet Strength sold 820,124 copies in hardcover.)

-It's always nice to see small books do well -- Deborah Rodriguez's The Kabul Beauty School sold 102,000 copies. A.J. Jacob's The Year of Living Biblically sold 113,000 copies.

-It's always nice to see old friends do well -- Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five sold 125,000 copies, 38 years after its release. And Horton Hatches teh Egg sold more than a quarter million copies 67 years after its first release. (Hop on Pop passed the half million mark last year, and The Cat in the Hat came close to that.)

-It's always nice to see a jerk fall on his face. For all the hoopla John Dean got, the publicity-seeking ex-con who turned on his friends in order to cut a deal had plenty of media, but tepid sales. Ditto famous nutjob atheist Richard Dawkins -- for all the press the guy gets, his book barely topped the 100,000 mark.

-Sometimes there's just no telling... United States Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas's book My Grandfather's Son sold 283,000 copies. So did Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III. My guess is they weren't bought by the same people.

March 19, 2008

Online Writing and Publishing

Susan wrote to ask, "What is your opinion of e-publishing as a means to break into traditional publishing?"

I've yet to see this work much. I keep hearing about authors who plan to e-publish their novel one chapter at a time, which is an interesting concept and might be a nice alternative to those writers with a niche readership, but I'm not seeing it translate into regular royalty-paying deals. Stephen King tried selling his novel chapter-by-chapter and it went nowhere. And now publishers are becoming wary of allowing an author to include material in a book that has already been available on a blog or website or e-zine. I still believe the web is a great training ground for authors, but I'm not sure the practice of e-publishing is actually going to get you a traditional publishing deal.

Laura wants to know, "When an author sends an electronic proposal to an editor at a publishing house through a referral or because of a meeting at a writers' conference, how long should the author expect to wait for a reply?"

It varies on the editor, the house, and the season (some seasons are busier than others), but it's generally fair to say that an author will probably hear within 12 weeks or so. If you've been waiting longer than 3 months, it's fine to check back with the editor, just to see if they're still considering it. Be patient -- publishing is a slow process.

Lynn writes to say, "I have an article that has been showcased on an online writers' forum and has proven popular. Now I'd like to find a publication where I could submit my article. Since most magazines have an online edition, would they consider my article already published?"

You're asking the question many writers are wondering. The fact is, this topic is still being debated, so I don't have a definitive answer for you, Lynn. Check the magazine's guidelines -- they may state clearly that an article previously appearing on a website or e-zine is considered "published." However, if they don't clearly preclude this practice, then you can probably assume they'll consider it "unpublished." Everyone is still trying to decide if blogs and e-zines constitute publication or not.

Janet wrote, "Some authors I know have created promotional videos for their unpublished novels. There are 2-minute videos, combining photos, text, and music -- sort of a music trailer for their book, made available online. Do you think there's any value to doing this and putting it on your website?"

I've seen a couple of these videos that were really well done, and I've seen some that were hilariously bad (over the top romantic; shoddy camera work; authors taking themselves too seriously). My response? If it's well done and helps promote your work, it certainly seems like a good idea. I don't think it will necessarily help you get a deal -- let's face it, even an award-winning video won't help you find a publisher if your writing is bad. But I don't see how this could possibly harm your chances, and it might make a nice sales tool.

Rita wrote and noted, "I attend local RWA meetings, and read a number of writing websites. There are quite a few members writing paranormal romances. Is that growing in popularity? And could it survive in CBA?"

It certainly seems to be a growth category, Rita. There are already a number of CBA writers crafting paranormal stories, so its popularity in CBA is already a fact. Whether it has legs is another question -- some publishers seem to be moving slowly into the category.

Ashley wrote and asked,  "What sort of encouragement can you give an aspiring writer who over-analyzes everything? I can sometimes have a tough time believing in myself and my writing. I read books on writing, then think too much, get too critical, and start to criticize everything. I end up thinking my writing is just BAD. Help!"

Hey, I understand how you can feel that way, Ashley. But remember something: you do NOT have to get published. I mean, the value of your life is based on something other than getting your words printed somewhere. There is value in writing, not just in being published. So ask yourself, "Why do I want to write?" Is it to make money? To become famous? To change people? I think, for most of us, we simply have stories we want to tell. So tell them. If you're at a place where you're over-analyzing things, decide to write more simply. Don't write for publication -- write letters. Write a prayer. Write in a journal. Write a story to a child. Look for a way to write something enjoyable, without the need to be self-critical or to judge it against someone else's proposed guidelines. If you're not stuck having to meet a book contract deadline, any pressure you're feeling is self-imposed, so write something that is freeing, and come back to that Great American Novel some other day.

AND if you're in the need for some actual laughter today, I urge you to check out the video at www.makemylogobiggercream.com. For everyone who writes or advertises on the web, this is essential gear. Trust me -- big smiles or your money back!

March 09, 2008

Resources for Writers

I've got a bunch of notes and questions regarding writer resources, so let me try to get to several of them today...

On MONEY: Patricia wrote to say, "Thanks for your recent blog post about earning money. So if a book doesn't 'earn out' its advance, is the balance applied against the next book?"

It is if your contract is cross-collateralized -- that is, if all your various book advances are "basketed" into one deal. If not -- if each book is on a separate contract -- then no, your advance cannot be applied to your next book. 

On REMAINDERS: DeeAnn wrote me to ask, "What does it mean to 'remainder' a book?"

That's when the publisher sells the remaining copies of your book to a book wholesaler for less than the cost of printing. It commonly happens when your book is going out of print, or when they're down to the last 1000 copies or so, and the publisher wants to be rid of them. The books might have cost $2 to print, but they'll sell them for $1 apiece to somebody who will buy the entire remaining stock, just to get them out of the warehouse.   

On SELF-PUBLISHING: Gene wants to note, "The latest issue of Writers Digest is filled with ads for self-publishing. I'm on my second agent, still trying to get  published, but it takes SOOOO long. How can you convince me not to go to lulu.com and have my book for sale on Amazon tomorrow morning? When will the traditionalists speed up the process?"

You're right -- there are a ton of self-publishing companies. Some are good, some are not. Be careful. The problem with self-publishing is not the speed, it's the sales. If you write a book, you have to make sure the book is good (and if publishers are all turning you down, there could be a message there, Gene). You also want to ensure the cover is good, the editing is good, the title is good, and that you know how to sell it. The biggest problem with self-pubbing is that usually the author doesn't know how to market and sell his own book. Listing it on Amazon isn't really a marketing strategy -- there are two million books on Amazon. If you can't market and sell your self-pubbed book, don't go that route -- you'll lose a lot of money. As for the speed of traditional publishing, it's not the production side that is slow -- it's the retail side. It's March as I write this, and right now book sales people are walking into bookstores to show everyone the coming Christmas titles. The catalogs they're using were put together a couple months ago, so they could be used as sales tools, so that stores could order the books and get them in time for Christmas, AND the marketing people can begin their push before the book actually arrive. All that takes time. Publishing is a slow business.

On PROPOSALS: Martha wrote, "I've been told it's customary for a nonfiction proposal to include two sample chapters. So why has a publisher asked me to send all the material I have finished? I've sent 9 of the 12 chapters and have still not heard a decision."

It's true that a standard nonfiction proposal generally included a thorough description of the project, table of contents, author bio, and two sample chapters. But standards can change. In these competitive times, we're often seeing publishers ask for more of the writing. They want to see if you have enough to say, if your message can carry a manuscript, and if you're close to being done. The fact that a publisher has asked to see more of your work is a good sign, Martha. There's certainly a risk that you could complete the work and the publisher still says no -- but that's true with any book. In fact, if you're so close to being done, I'd probably encourage you to finish the book so that you have the added selling point of being able to tell publishers, "The manuscript is complete."

On CONFERENCES: Lee Ann wrote and asked, "What are the best Christian writers' conferences?"

Christian writers these days have a plethora of great conferences they can attend, and I'm a big fan of them. I think conferences are a great place to network with other writers, hear from experts, and get face-to-face with editors and agents. My favorite conference is probably the one put on by the American Christian Fiction Writers (ACFW). It floats, but this September will be in Minneapolis. The Write-to-Publish conference at Wheaton College is a good choice -- it takes place the first week of June (and though the ads say I'll be there, I had to cancel due to my daughter's college graduation). Other good options include the Blue Ridge Writers' Conference in Asheville, NC, and the Colorado Christian Writers Conference up in scenic Estes Park -- both of these take place in May, and both offer excellent speakers in beautiful settings. There are a bunch of other big ones with good opportunities to learn and network -- Florida, Philadelphia, Oregon, Glorieta (NM). Jerry Jenkins' Christian Writers Guild puts on a conference that I'm told is very strong (though pricey), but I've never attended. The Mount Hermon conference in California is coming up in a week, and, though expensive, is one of the good ones. Reg Forder's American Christian Writers organization puts on smaller one-day conferences in cities around the nation, and many colleges will have excellent writing conferences in the summer (I'm speaking at the Harriette Austin Writer's Conference at the University of Georgia this summer, for example).  There are also many excellent general conferences not focused on CBA, and a couple of speciality conferences to consider. Next month Calvin College will be hosting their bi-annual Festival of Faith and Writing, and ACT ONE out in Hollywood offers a special conference for Christian screenwriters. Finally, there are retreats and smaller gatherings going on all the time. There's really no reason for a writer to not find a conference where he or she can learn, network, and get inspired.

On NON-CONFERENCE RESOURCES: Bev wrote to ask, "Aside from a writing conference, what sort of other resources can you recommend to those of us who want to learn more about writing and marketing?'

I encourage you to check out Randy Ingermanson's material at www.AdvancedFictionWriting.com. He has some great things to say about writing articles to promote your books, and offers a teleseminar on how to promote your writing through speaking. And a newer site to visit is www.wannabepublished.blogspot.com, created by my friend Mary DeMuth. Some good stuff for those looking to break into the business. If you're looking to network with other writers, novelists should connect with the afore-mentioned ACFW, and many writers would appreciate a yahoo group called "The Writers View." You'll probably want to be reading Publisher's Weekly to find out about the industry, and the web-based Publisher's Lunch and Publisher's Marketplace are two sources I cannot live without. If you really want to stay on top of the CBA market, you should be looking at Christian Retailing magazine and buying a copy of Sally Stuart's excellent book with Random House, Christian Writers Market Guide. Finally, consider Writer's Digest Magazine, and especially their annual Writers Market, which tells you everything you probably need to know about book publishers. Hope this helps.